sealfie:

Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH

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WHAT THE FUCK 

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

Me: Not pregnant
Me: Honor student
Me: Not on drugs
Me: Never been in legal trouble
Me: Hard worker
Me: Not an alcoholic
Parents: Cool
Me: Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
Me: Oh okay.

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

K a k a s h i   f a c e ’ s ,   a l l   a r e   i n   l o v e .

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

Anonymous sent: Your page is full of asians lol

lilydesu:

If you want to see more white people.. Why don’t you watch tv?

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

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